GooglePeople tries to answer "Who is...?" questions by parsing Google search results. Stars indicate GoogleQuest's confidence level, 4=high.

Who hates Phil Wolff?

Dave Winer * * * *, Chris Locke * *, Phil Wolff * *, Jonathon Delacour *, Robert Scoble *, Doc Searls *, Louis Aragon *, Tom Graves *, Samuel Beckett *, Phil Taylor *, Mark Pilgrim *, Jeff Ward *, Evan Williams *, Jason Diesel *, Steve Nash *, Phil Cubeta *, Marc Weingarten *, George Sessum *, Frank Paynter *, Eliza Wee *, Carmine Gallo *, Andie Miller *, Alex Wolff *, Willem Dafoe *, Tony Bowden *, Tom Shugart *, Tom Jones *, Tobey Maguire *, Tim Layden *, Terrence Trammell *, Terence Wei *, Sheila Lennon *, Sharon O'neill *, Shannon Campbell *, Shane Mcchesney *, Seth Godin *, Scott Johnson *, Samuel Johnson *, Ray Sweatman *, Peter Parker *, Peter Dale Scott *, Norman Osborn *, Norm Jenson *, Michele Smith *, Michael Webb *, Michael Farber *, Melissa Morrison *, Martin Jensen *, Lewis Caroll *, Leigh Montville *, Landon Bradshaw *, Kristy Kowal *, Kevin Garnett *, Ken Kesey *, Kelli Anderson *, Kath Dawson *, Karl Martino *, Karl Kraus *, Joseph Hogue *, Jordan Cooper *, John Pilger *, John Hiler *, Jill Walker *, Jennifer Balderama *, Jason Thompson *, James Monaco *, James Joyce *, Jakob Nielsen *, Jack Schofield *, Henry Fielding *, Halley Suitt *, Gretchen Pirillo *, Grant Wahl *, Gideon Strauss *, George Partington *, Gary Turner *, Eric Norlin *, Douglas Ord *, Douglas Kellner *, Dorothea Salo *, Denise Howell *, Deirdre Bair *, Deborah Branscum *, Dawn Olsen *, David Weinberger *, Dave Rogers *, Dane Carlson *, Dan Steinman *, Courtney Shealy *, Christopher Locke *, Chris Meirick *, Brent Simmons *, Bill Guest *, Bill Connolly *, Austin Powers *, Anita Bora *, Andy Chen *, Andrew Goodman *, Andrea James *, Alex Golub *, Alan Schneider *, Alan Keyes *, Adam Vandenberg *

RageBoy I could understand, if he really knew me. Kind of cool to draw the ire of great communicators like James Joyce, Lewis Caroll, Willem Dafoe, Ken Kesey, Sam Beckett and Tom Jones.  

But I hate myself? How did they find out? Where's my shrink's number...

These questions only returned low confidence results.

"Who invented the weblog?"

Shelley Powers, Aaron Swartz, David Payne, Alaina Browne, Stevie Wonder, Sean Palmer, Ray Tomlinson, Mia Farrow, Hart Island, Erik Himmelsbach, Ben Franklin

"Who wrote the first weblog?"

Mark Anderson, Doc Searls, Thomas Jefferson, Jose Mercury, John Hancock, Kathleen Freeman David, Joey Ramone, Harry Potter, Ed Kleban, Andre Durand, Will Leitch, Wayne Robins, Vincent Youmans, Tony Pierce, Tom Shugart, Tom Poe, Toby Cecchini, Tim O'reilly, Tim Grierson, Susan Kitchens, Steven Spielberg, Stephen Sondheim, Sheila Lennon, Scott Rosenberg, Sam Ruby, Rebecca Blood, Phil Wolff, Phil Windley, Paul Boutin, Paul Andrews, Patrick Wilson, Mitch Ratcliffe, Mike Sanders, Mike Mcbride, Mickey Kaus, Matthew Thomas, Matt Welch, Matt Ragas, Matt Jones, Mary Wehmeier, Lou Josephs, Lisa Rein, Kurt Foss, Ken Layne, June Cool, Julian Borger, Judith Burton, Joshua Allen, Jonathan Steele, Jonathan Larson, Jennifer Balderama, Jason Gross, Jakob Nielsen, Howard Greenstein, Halley Suitt, Glenn Reynolds, Gary Turner, Frank Paynter, Francisco Chronicle, Eric Raymond, Eric Norlin, Eric Hansen, Denise Howell, Dawn Olsen, David Williams, David Weinberger, Dave Ely, Dave Barry, Dan Pink, Dan Gillmor, Dan Bricklin, Chris Pirillo, Cathy Rigby, Buzz Bruggeman, Bryan Field-Elliot, Brent Simmons, Bill Quick, Bill Finn, Ben Hammersley, Audrey Gillan, Ann Salisbury, Andrew Sullivan, Amy Wohl, Alan Reiter

Not really.

Who works at UserLand?

Mark Paschal, Jon Udell, Paul Prescod, Dave Winer, Robert Bierman, Phil Wolff, Dale Pike, Sam Ruby, Mark Pilgrim, Jon Schull, John Patrick, John Burkhardt, Jeremy Bowers, Jake Savin, David Wragg, David Brown, Dan Geiser, Brian Jepson, Bo Orloff, Bill Humphries, Andrew Wooldridge.

I don't, although some folks have asked.