Dinosaur hangover?

Drunken brontosauri are a spectacle to behold. Cecil and Daphne at the San Diego Zoo got into some fermented grain last night. Disoriented but seemed to have fun after a while. Nobody hurt.

2020 Presidential Debate Rules

Can you believe the new presidential debate rules? How can they expect anyone to argue for 30 minutes without using their Google implants? Without access to the Presidential Wiki on Elections? Arm wrestling or a paintball duel would be more informative.